dream jerks

Okay, so everyone's had the dream where a friend betrays you or flirts with your boyfriend or just totally embarrasses you, right? And then you wake up and are totally and irrationally mad at them, and even though you know that you shouldn't be, you still are.

Well Kevin had this dream the other night, but with a twist. Sounds exciting doesn't it? (I have taken creative license and embellished a few minor details to enhance the readers' experience)

I call this dream, "Jack Nicholson (who will heretofore be referred to using both names) Comes to Town and Isn't As Cool as We'd Hoped!!"

-Apparently, Jack Nicholson was visiting Cleburne (per uszhe) and was apparently doing some sort of charity event at a house that had been made into a church.....or vice versa, I can't really remember. Someone who was at the event was talking to Jack Nicholson and offered to buy him dinner.

Jack Nicholson tilted his head to the side ever so slightly (embellishment), paused and said,

"I don't think so, buddy. You couldn't affoooooord to buy me dinner."-

Kevin woke up feeling that he had no desire whatsoever to go see the Bucket List!*

You're a jerk, dream Jack Nicholson!!




*whether he ever intended to previously or not remains shrouded in mystery.